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Matrix Radio, Thursday June 30th (Before Zinyak's Announcement)
I just...sup, Fandom. Or wherever the *BLEEP* we are, I guess. I dunno how far this broadcast's goin'--not very, is my guess--but anyone who's stuck in this place with me can prolly hear this, at least. So, first step--hey, what's up, you ain't alone. Even if your partners somehow fell through some kinda tear in reality an left you behind, there's other folks here still. Normal folks, not the creepy 'Everythin' Is Awesome' folks wanderin' around, smilin' all unsettlin' like. Don't know who's here an' who ain't, that might be a good thing to figure out.
Or...Or somethin'. I dunno. I ain't a mastermind. And the *BLEEP* I do know don't seem to be much good at figurin' out what's wrong or where my people went, so who knows what it's even good for-- *Long, shuddery breath*
Anyway, like I said, though, there's still folks in here an' maybe someone's put stuff together. Let's see if these notes say anythin' useful. So, looks like nothin' happened in either the School or the Dorms, so maybe this is a Town-only thing? Cara woke up to discover that someone named Surreal is missin' an' that her weapons don't work like they're supposed to. Not sure what that means, but if you normally have weapons, now might be a good time to check 'em for tamperin' or whatever. Wakeups were also weird at Hannibal's house, because while Jono was there, so was his lower jaw. But not his telepathy. An' continuin' the trend of folks wakin' up to find stuff missin', Atton's midnight freakout was extended when he discovers he can't feel the...Force? I dunno what that means, but it's capitalized on this note an' underlined a few times, so I'm guessin' it's important.
Clint was at Atlas Gym goin' over SHIELD case-files an' noticed some of the regular staff were missin'. In the park, Atton was announcin' that he had a bad feelin' about this whole situation. Which--legit, yo. This whole thing sucks. Cara is also still freakin' out, and together they attack the towers to see if that affects anythin'. I'mma assume it didn't, since we're all still here, but good thinkin anyway. Pinkie Pie thinks the towers might be new cellphone towers, but Atton disagrees. Then Eliot-- *Papers shuffling* I'mma get back to that note in a sec. At JGoB, Bo is outta cash an' tries to put the succubus-whammy on the staff to get some stuff anyway, an' is pretty shocked when it doesn't work. Éponine shows up an' they agree somethin' weird is happenin', though Raven's hopin' it's just one of those days. Anders just wants to know what happened to his cat, an' I guess that this is affectin' the whole island, since now we got confirmation that at least two students are here, too.
Elsewhere, El--*Voice breaks.* Eliot was out walkin' Val, an' rightfully suspicious about the way everyone is actin'. Includin' Val. Which, you wanna talk about bein' messed up?! Screwin' with someone's dog, that's messed up! You wanna *BLEEP!* around with us, that's fine, we can take it! But you leave people's pets outta this, you--you--whatever you are! *Momentary panting, then a deep breath.* Anyway, I didn't notice much of a difference right away, but eventually figured it out an' saw that we're pretty much trapped in an information bubble. No signals gettin' in or out, kids. Parker is also unsettled an' we compare notes on what we're figurin' out. Sparkle is normal an' proves it by cussin' up a storm, explainin' to Eliot that there's a force-field stoppin' anyone from leavin' the island. So it probably ain't just an information bubble around us. Hannibal an Jono explain to Eliot that their cats are also actin' weird, and talk about how Jono's up a face an' down his powers. Hope that ain't rude to say, yo. Parker determines that Eliot's still Eliot an' they try to figure out what's goin' on. They find out that our comms ain't workin', but when Eliot tries to rough up a dude for answers, he ends up gettin' sucked through some kinda...tear in reality an' she goes after them.
'Scuse me. *Thirty seconds of dead air*
A'ight. So, to sum up what seems to be most important: A buncha us are trapped here, stuck in some kinda force field that keeps us in an' communication out. There's some other people who're in here with us, but they've all been, like, lobotomized into thinkin' it's some kinda happy funtime party--you can tell who's who by whether they're smilin' like an extra in a Soundgarden video or if they look properly distressed. Some folks with powers ain't got theirs anymore, some folks' weapons ain't workin' anymore, and some folks...some folks just vanished. I'mma be at Luke's today, tryna figure...somethin out. Anythin'. Feel free to stop by with whatever info you got, see if we can't figure what's what an' how to fix it.
Or...Or somethin'. I dunno. I ain't a mastermind. And the *BLEEP* I do know don't seem to be much good at figurin' out what's wrong or where my people went, so who knows what it's even good for-- *Long, shuddery breath*
Anyway, like I said, though, there's still folks in here an' maybe someone's put stuff together. Let's see if these notes say anythin' useful. So, looks like nothin' happened in either the School or the Dorms, so maybe this is a Town-only thing? Cara woke up to discover that someone named Surreal is missin' an' that her weapons don't work like they're supposed to. Not sure what that means, but if you normally have weapons, now might be a good time to check 'em for tamperin' or whatever. Wakeups were also weird at Hannibal's house, because while Jono was there, so was his lower jaw. But not his telepathy. An' continuin' the trend of folks wakin' up to find stuff missin', Atton's midnight freakout was extended when he discovers he can't feel the...Force? I dunno what that means, but it's capitalized on this note an' underlined a few times, so I'm guessin' it's important.
Clint was at Atlas Gym goin' over SHIELD case-files an' noticed some of the regular staff were missin'. In the park, Atton was announcin' that he had a bad feelin' about this whole situation. Which--legit, yo. This whole thing sucks. Cara is also still freakin' out, and together they attack the towers to see if that affects anythin'. I'mma assume it didn't, since we're all still here, but good thinkin anyway. Pinkie Pie thinks the towers might be new cellphone towers, but Atton disagrees. Then Eliot-- *Papers shuffling* I'mma get back to that note in a sec. At JGoB, Bo is outta cash an' tries to put the succubus-whammy on the staff to get some stuff anyway, an' is pretty shocked when it doesn't work. Éponine shows up an' they agree somethin' weird is happenin', though Raven's hopin' it's just one of those days. Anders just wants to know what happened to his cat, an' I guess that this is affectin' the whole island, since now we got confirmation that at least two students are here, too.
Elsewhere, El--*Voice breaks.* Eliot was out walkin' Val, an' rightfully suspicious about the way everyone is actin'. Includin' Val. Which, you wanna talk about bein' messed up?! Screwin' with someone's dog, that's messed up! You wanna *BLEEP!* around with us, that's fine, we can take it! But you leave people's pets outta this, you--you--whatever you are! *Momentary panting, then a deep breath.* Anyway, I didn't notice much of a difference right away, but eventually figured it out an' saw that we're pretty much trapped in an information bubble. No signals gettin' in or out, kids. Parker is also unsettled an' we compare notes on what we're figurin' out. Sparkle is normal an' proves it by cussin' up a storm, explainin' to Eliot that there's a force-field stoppin' anyone from leavin' the island. So it probably ain't just an information bubble around us. Hannibal an Jono explain to Eliot that their cats are also actin' weird, and talk about how Jono's up a face an' down his powers. Hope that ain't rude to say, yo. Parker determines that Eliot's still Eliot an' they try to figure out what's goin' on. They find out that our comms ain't workin', but when Eliot tries to rough up a dude for answers, he ends up gettin' sucked through some kinda...tear in reality an' she goes after them.
'Scuse me. *Thirty seconds of dead air*
A'ight. So, to sum up what seems to be most important: A buncha us are trapped here, stuck in some kinda force field that keeps us in an' communication out. There's some other people who're in here with us, but they've all been, like, lobotomized into thinkin' it's some kinda happy funtime party--you can tell who's who by whether they're smilin' like an extra in a Soundgarden video or if they look properly distressed. Some folks with powers ain't got theirs anymore, some folks' weapons ain't workin' anymore, and some folks...some folks just vanished. I'mma be at Luke's today, tryna figure...somethin out. Anythin'. Feel free to stop by with whatever info you got, see if we can't figure what's what an' how to fix it.