"Oh, yeah," Sparkle snarked, "because I totally knew this was going to happen if I showed up here on a Tuesday. Come on, like, normally this stuff at least starts ramping up enough on Monday that we know we're fucked by then!"

Yeah, your first mistake was expecting the island to follow your rules, Sparks. Maybe it wanted to keep you on your toes.

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"Wait, he took the Hawk? Asshole!"