"And I think they did a shitty job of it," Sparkle replied, shrugging. "Like, look at today compared to yesterday, man. Shit is breaking. It's been a day and shit is breaking."

A pause.

"Though, like, I guess the hot dog costumes are funny. But people's pets are fucked up, and anything we could find useful is gone, and they put me into a kid's show for a few hours once I started smashing windows. So, like, if they can make Rusty the Rooster real, why not copy-paste the island?"