"... These things?" Sparkle looked up at the tower again, wrinkled his nose, and then reached up to pinch the bridge of it. "Oh, yay. Come to Fandom, get abducted, or possessed, or killed, or turned into somebody else. Why do I even keep coming here?"

Because it never lasted. Because as much as it sucked in the short-term, all of the worst of it always eventually went away.

Right. Good. Okay.