Luke's, Thursday

[geniuswithasmartphone]

The staff's new look momentarily distracted Hardison from noticing their vacant smiles--for a second, he'd almost thought it was normal Fandom weirdness that had them dressing up like hot dogs. It wasn't until the Cook looked up from the stove to wave cheerfully at him--instead of ignoring him as was right and proper--that Hardison realized that they, too, had been replaced by creepy pod people.

Snarling at them to stay in the kitchen unless specifically needed to do their jobs, Hardison walked over to the Specials board and erased it. There were a lot more important information to be kept track of than the food on-order today (flapjacks, flapjacks and more flapjacks, in case anyone cared). When he was done noting everything he could think of on the board, he kept it propped up in the window to attract attention. Maybe with more info than what they had, they could figure something out.

That done, Hardison set up at a booth with several laptops, trying to figure out how they were keeping communications down and seeing if there was anything he could break. He was in the mood to cause a lot of trouble today.

TODAY'S SPECIALS
flapjacks!

People w/out Powers:
*Atton
*Jono
*Bo?
*Raven

People w/out Weapons:
*Cara
*Zoe

Missing People:
*Eliot
*Parker
*Surreal?
*Cosima

Other Weird Stuff
*Pets missing and/or wrong
*Most PEOPLE wrong (LOOK AT LUKE'S STAFF)
*Force field
*No communication from outside island
*Anyone's phone working?
*Jono healed(?)
*Creepy towers

YO! PAY ATTENTION TO THIS PART!
According to a chat I had with someone named Kinzie, we're actually in some kind of Fandom sim, a lot like the Danger Shop, only up on some weird alien spaceship. As an FYI.

FEEL FREE TO ADD!

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[tigerundercover]

Both, honestly.

"I plead the fifth," she said, extremely glad her blushes didn't show. "And I might have more than one crush."

[geniuswithasmartphone]

"I just want you to know that when this craziness is all over an' we're all home safe, I'mma buy a buncha ice cream an' make Parker an' Eliot sit down with me while we guess who you two have crushes on. I just want you to know that."

[tigerundercover]

"I'll be sure to warn Kathy. So we can sneak in in disguise and watch."

[geniuswithasmartphone]

"Gonna have to be some disguise," Hardison snorted. "Considerin' we're the only three people who'd be there. I mean, I know you can do it, but what's Kathy gonna do? Pretend to be a houseplant?"

[tigerundercover]

How many classes had Kathy taken with Parker now?

"Well if I told you, then you might spot her too easily."

[geniuswithasmartphone]

Yes, but how long had Hardison been with Parker now?

"I'll keep it in mind," Hardison said dryly. "Just so you know, if I think I spot either of you, I'mma deliberately guess the worst possible people I can think of for your crushes."

Not that Hardison had any idea who that might be. Dammit. He was going to have to research this now.

[tigerundercover]

"If you guess Jasper, I might cry."

[geniuswithasmartphone]

"But y'all seemed to cute together in class!"

[tigerundercover]

"That's because I'm so adorable it drowned out his weirdness."

[geniuswithasmartphone]

"Says the girl who wanted me to murder her gruesomely as a warnin' to the rest of the class an' then come back as a monster?"

[tigerundercover]

"Right," Raven said, grinning. "Like I said: adorable!"